Best Fails of Feb 2011

Nothing Says Delicious Chocolaty Goodness like AIDS

Seriously...how was this a good idea? I often question how a lot of ideas get past the people in charge (i.e. this suggestive Yogi the Bear poster), but wow...this one is right up there at the top.

Ayds — an appetite suppressant candy — enjoyed strong sales for much of the 1970s and 80s, until — alas — that other AIDS came along. At that point, the Campana Company decided to change the name to Diet Ayds.

That obviously didn't work.





And here is a bonus commercial!

Rudolph Gets Empaled!

And an entire generation of the town's children are scared for life.

Australian Rugby Player Caught in the Dog House

I know, I know...terrible pun in the title. However, I really couldn't think of any other way to dive into this ridiculous story.

Joel Monaghan, who plays for the Canberra Raiders in Australia's National Rugby League, the highest level of professional rugby in the world -- a league as popular in parts of Australia as the NFL is in the United States, has recently left the team amidst a lurid sex scandal. Sounds pretty par for the course amongst professional sports, right? Well, partially. Joel here would be akin to Brett Favre if Brett had sent pictures of his dong to a dog. Monaghan was attending an end-of-season house party with up to 30 Canberra players and friends when someone snapped a photo of the star player with a teammate's Labrador dog. The photo was then uploaded to Twitter.

In a statement, Monaghan said, "I accept total responsibility for what happened. It was a moment of madness, and while it was totally out of character, I have to cop the consequences. I'm disappointed that the photo was distributed, but I should never have put myself in that situation. It's something I will have to live with for the rest of my life."


As they tend to do for some reason, not that I'm complaining because they are hilarious, the New Media Animation has produced a video of what allegedly transpired. Similiar to the Tiger Woods video, here is what they feel occured.

Deadspin Update including the infamous picture.

Go with Caution.

Stop Trying to Dance in the Street

Doing the Dougie in the middle of the road isn't a good idea.



Especially when you literally just walked to the road from a perfectly quiet street.

NBD: Never Been to Dallas

Ha, this video is hilarious. Stupid Dallas Fans.

Parkour: Practice Makes Perfect...or Hurts Really Badly

Sure, Parkour is an amazing display of athleticism and talent. But, practice makes perfect and in practicing, people get hurt.

Fast Food Advertising vs Real Fast Food

I'm sure that most people are cognisant of the fact that fast food advertising lies to its customers on a daily basis. The food is never as healthy, tasty, or delicious as they advertise. Nor does anyone have this much fun eating at McDonald's. And while I'm not going to say that I hate or don't eat fast food at times, I had no idea that the advertising was this egrecious. Have a look.

As always, click to expand.

how about some Fail?

There are tons of places that you can find people, animals, objects failing on the web. While I'm not trying to put up the same old shit as you can find in any number of other places, there are times where something is way too funny not to share.

These kids roll hard.




And then there are times, when you can still salvage a situation.



But then again...you can't salvage everything

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Epic Failures of Album Covers

I really enjoy finding a theme for the pictures I post every Tuesday, as opposed to just throwing a bunch of random ones on up. For today's picture post, I chose to go ahead with horribly amazing album covers.

Seriously, what were any of these people thinking? Literally...how were ANY of these a good idea? ANY!


As always, click to expand the full awesomeness of these horrible album covers.